GTA VI: Breaking Down the Astrology for the Game of the Century
November 19, 2026, 12:00 AM EST Miami, FL
I’d like to begin this piece the same way that I was introduced to Grand Theft Auto franchise many years ago. Back when the internet was a place we went to, aka the 90’s computer room. As it’s my duty as the younger sister to be nosy, and I could tell from my brother’s laughter that I needed to clock in for my next shift.
This led to a gruesome introduction with the brutal domino-like slaying of the six color-coordinated orange joggers where a job well done means all six must begin “the long nap” in succession. As completely normal and well-adjusted children, we of course found it hilarious. I was hooked from that moment. And later Vice City became my favorite entry in the long running series. A disturbing number of hours were spent playing that game, but I couldn’t stop until I collected all the little hidden green tokens, do you remember those? I also made sure to drive every car off a parking garage roof to see which vehicle got the most air and had the best crash.
For our first mission let’s decipher the overall archetype for this game. We begin with an avatar of Leo rising ruled by the Sun in the Scorpio 4th house. Mercury is hanging out with the Sun, and the duo will shine a light on the immense depths and details the creators went to, to create this sure to be masterpiece. Sun and Mars have mutual reception giving the game a creatively bold immersive world with enthusiasm that sometimes bubbles over, creating a lot of volume that can be overwhelming. So much volume that the true message gets lost. There are reoccurring themes of noise, loudness, and too many voices at once. The Sun is also opposite the MC and square the rising which can show tremendous ego, drive, tension, and a highly captivating environment. The energies may seem determined to get in each other’s way causing friction, but this can be constructive as it forces growth and strength of character. A game with alluring darkness and depth with detail. That fixed Sun in Scorpio is not in its preferred sect, and it is in one of the most private places in a chart: the very bottom. Things that are hidden, underground, lurking, ancestry, property, family, home, private. Very sneaky, very Dexter’s blood slides in the AC unit.
Mercury seems like the kind of planet that would enjoy a side quest so let’s take one of those next. With this chart’s Mercury placement, it has me wondering if the knowledge of previous editions provides an advantage for players. How well do you know this game and its history? Mercury in Scorpio points to hidden secrets, jokes, or information that might be dark, taboo, disturbing, dirty, or uncomfortable. I’m thinking of humor that might be akin to VooDoo Doughnuts or if you recall the cherry “ice cream” truck from Vice City? IYKYK. Lots more stuff like that. The hidden depths will be astounding. Give a Mercury in Scorpio a task or niche interest and they’re unable to stop digging and gathering information. They’re observant, investigative, and move stealthily. A potential downside could be difficulty properly digesting all the details they uncovered. Secret things like tunnels and totems, and bonus missions maybe even hidden groups or clubs have passwords in some form or meet in secret places that an item or piece of landscape corresponds to the type of group. You think you’re done and there is one more mission or one more challenge. Dark humor, thoughtful communication, verbal sabotage, morbidly curious, suppressed intensity, paranoia and obsession with a vicious sting, and retorts containing a scorpion-like precision that strikes you right in the heart.
Oh, look what’s that? We found an Easter egg better check it out; Pluto trine Uranus exact by degree and the “Leek”. We could see this outer planet aspect play out as deviation from tradition, rebellion, or fighting to be individualistic in a crowd. Uranus in Gemini combined with the Plutonian-Aquarian mixture could show a radical group or taking a collective idea to great lengths. The thing that popped into my mind was the guy who was leaking unreleased information about the game to force the creators to offer physical copies of the upcoming GTA VI. Uranus is in the house of groups, clubs, community, and shared interest. Pluto represents extremes and Uranus is shocks and surprises. In general, I expect upheavals and unexpected changes to the gaming world. Possibly for the duration of the planet’s transit through Gemini and Uranus doesn’t leave until 2033.
Time for one of those expositional dump cutscenes you can’t skip. As to why this game took a painfully long time to be released, I’m pointing fingers at Saturn in its fall in Aries, that happens to be in the 9th house of media and publishing. Saturn rules over time and is retrograde in this chart adding to the blame. Another possible explanation could be the sign-based Venus Saturn opposition. Venusian topics include money, aesthetics, and pleasures where Saturn, the Task Master, restricts and delays. This can show difficulty with discipline particularly around earning and spending, as well as cautious reform of beauty and appearances. That’s too damn bad! – Saturn probably.
Other than the prominent Midheaven in the ever-visible 10th house, this chart is devoid of earth placements, which could be wonderful for a video game. It leans more towards cerebral and dreamy and max escapism with not much keeping you grounded. However, that fixed MC in Taurus shows the long-term stability of public prominence. I have to ask, did an astrologer elect this release date? Because that’s weird…that’s suspicious.
I saved the best for last because a video game with the Moon in Pisces like this is chef’s kiss. We’re swimming with the fishes some of the themes can include where you get lost, feel boundless, experience nostalgia, or have unrealistic expectations. Dreamy, escapism, adaptable, wise, old-soul, rose-colored glasses, and pensive are apt descriptors. The Moon falls in the second decan of Pisces and corresponds to the 9 of Cups, per T. Susan Chang’s 36 Secrets. I bet she is right on the money when saying “something magical is about to happen.” Not only does the Moon card pop up in the section, but Jupiter is also the ruler of this decan making it all seem so poetic. I am wondering if this will manifest as getting lost in our sense of connection with relationships in the game bringing comfort. Jupiter is the planet that rules over the Pisces Moon giving us sensitivity, vast philosophies, and wise thoughtfulness to discord. This game is almost like a gift or reward to the people. Not that you need astrology to tell you that with the release happening a month before Christmas. The Sabian symbol for the truth degree of the Moon is “An Easter Promenade” I anticipate a cacophony of boisterous fun, mixed with a little debauchery and over inflated hot-tempered egos. Party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach ‘til the break of dawn, welcome to Miami!
I expect there to be a veil of darkness or mystery over this game. It’s giving Medusa. Or better yet, the tale of the great serpent, Typhon, who slithered after Aphroditie and Eros leading them into the seas where they transformed into two fish, thus becoming the constellation of Pisces. A snake shedding skin revealing a new layer again. Some say that snakes are the guardian of portals and entering this game is going to feel like we’re in another reality, like Alice in Wonderland. If Alice had a weapon, a rap sheet, and a penchant for stealing money from hookers.
Forever stealing cars and vaulting them off rooftops in Vice City,
*References: 36 Secrets by T. Susan Chang and 360 Degrees of Wisdom by Lynda Hill
