Keeping Up With Kayla: White Sox Edition
You might have already guessed that our sports astrologer, Kayla is always on the go! We try to “keep up” with Mercurial Kayla as often as possible so now our new monthly installment of Keeping Up with Kayla was created! In our newest edition of Keeping Up With Kayla, the Chicago White Sox were lucky enough to be graced with her presence on Sunday, so here are some astrology insights from the game!
During this FIBA World Cup break for the W, I decided to take my talents to the MLB! And we won😎The rising of the game was at 2° Aquarius and they all contributed too: Munetaka Murakami (born 2/2. Coincidence? I think not), Kyle Teel, and Sam Antonacci.
Pluto being on the rising made this game a stalemate at 0 until the bottom of the 5th inning when Murakami singled to right field and Antonacci scored. And guess what? It was during a Saturn hour. After that, it was literally like a dam broke. In the bottom of the 6th, we scored twice: Tristan Peters, a Pisces, and Chase Meidroth, a Leo. Shout out to Jupiter in Leo. Then Antonacci scored again.
Then this Twins player Brooks Lee got a home run at the top of the 7th. We booed, but I was also like yeah that tracks. If anyone on the Twins was going to score, it was going to be an Aquarius. Still it was 4-1 Sox. In the bottom of the 7th, Peters scored again. In the bottom of the 8th, Randal Grichuk, a Leo, hit a home run. Then another Pisces scored, Colson Montgomery. To add insult to injury, the clock struck “Teel Time” with a home run from Kyle Teel, bringing Peters home and Braden Montgomery, an Aries. Game over 10-1 White Sox!🪄
